My grandfather got suspended from Catholic school for referring to Jesus Christ and the twelve apostles as J.C. and the Boys.
fairly odd parents fucking knows what’s up
never heard truer words in my life
fairy odd parents is apparently based on a boy with multiple personalities (his fairies) because his parents abuse him so this statement by his father is ironic.
my mom always texts me rude things so ive just started replying with an emoji of an eggplant and it gets her so pissed it’s great
x is my least favorite letter now because of math
i swear to fucking god
my older sister is getting a law degree but she needs to have extra classes that aren’t related to law to complete it so she’s taking tree climbing 101
a class that teaches you how to climb trees
let’s talk about the american education system
the only reason i wear all black is so i can absorb the energy from the sun and become the most powerful being on the earth
I know you wanted this on your dash.
This is the best thing I’ve ever seen.
if you listen you can hear it when it lands
I was just thinking that hey this is one of those “you can hear the THUMP sound in your head -posts”, and there we have it, someone already mentioned it. *pats tumblr* good job.